lynn tiramisuvevo was here and jackson is lame af
also follow hannah tamagotchl i am jackson saying this stfu the fuck up
i hope drake had a good day
how to spot a quality blog

420official:

-18 dashes in url
-icon is a selfie
-bio is blank, title is Welcome To My Fucked Up mind


  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
Hey im jealous because my friend hooked up with a hot person and i havent what should i do
Anonymous

beesmygod:

look at this fish that looks like a dog

woah guys

clannyphantom:

this may be a little PG but im pretty sure “anaconda” is NOT about a snake…….

I want to die
Anonymous

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

aaaaa42:

*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*

jackwhynand:

tfw

drawingofthesunwearingsunglasses:

spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight